Opinions about Love

"I''m in favor of love as long as it doesn''t happen when ''Dinosaurs'' is on television."
Jill, age 6

"Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime."
Floyd, age 9

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."
Dave, age 8

"I''m not rushing into being in love. I''m finding fourth grade hard enough."
Regina, age 10

Surefire ways to make someone fall in love with you

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
Del, age 6

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don''t worry if their parents are right there."
Manuel, age 8

"Don''t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain''t the same thing as love."
Alonzo, age 9

"Shake your hips and hope for the best."
Camille, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it''s something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."
Bart, age 9

Why the 14th of February must be always so miserable